Email ableggiftshop@gmail.com to get your limited edition prints of the following pieces. No more than 10 will be produced of each piece, it all goes right into the vault. Act now or let the thousand tiny bugs of regret ever crawl upon your skin in the liminal bedtime space between waking and dreams. Unstretched canvas prints available at a discount. Purchase includes:
A) Rock bottom bargain basement price of $250
B) 20'x25'
C) High quality print on stretched canvas
B) A signed, dated, and framed description of the work
C) The tangible benefits of being a patron of the fine arts:
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Better sex
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Frequent promotions at work
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People looking you in the eye, smiling, nodding, and even quietly saying "oh wow" while you tell them one of your meandering stories with an incoherent point and little application to the conversation
