Email ableggiftshop@gmail.com to purchase prints and originals. No more than 10 prints will be produced of each piece, it all goes right into the vault. Act now or let the thousand tiny bugs of regret ever crawl upon your skin in the liminal bedtime space between waking and dreams.

Originals are $350 to $1000 depending on size

Prints are 20x25 on high quality stretched canvas, $250

 

Purchase includes:


A) A signed, dated, and framed description of the work

B) The tangible benefits of being a patron of the fine arts:

  • Better sex

  • Frequent promotions at work

  • People looking you in the eye, smiling, nodding, and even quietly saying "oh wow" while you tell them one of your meandering stories with an incoherent point and little application to the conversation