ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE MR. ALBERTA
Thou shalt use thine powers of swine to spy upon MLAs that threateneth ye favourite place to ride thine ATV. For the genitals of he without an ATV will distend and wither like a hag’s finger. Bend not in the winds of good reason. Wield all powers cruel and unusual to exact extrajudicial justice upon elected officials, for they serve the will of the people, not the lord. Tis God’s wish that as a police officer ye may chug a couple Coors Light and go fr a rip whenever and wherever ye choose. Do this, and in death you will be rewarded with a horse upon which you may reign, whip, and gallop through the heavens unfettered by oversight or accountabilityeth.
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