Nude Jason Kenney Floating Over Pile of Skulls w/ Legislature in Background
Looking to SPICE UP YOUR BOARDROOM while YOU and your CORPORATE CRONIES map out your EXIT STRATEGY from this RUINOUS PROVINCE?
Want to bring some LIFE to your DRAB BEDROOM WALLS and fall asleep every night ROCK HARD and SOAKING WET?
Trying to find a way to beguile FRIENDS and FAMILY with your SUBLIME TASTE IN ART and KEEN POLITICAL INSIGHT?
This 4’x5’ painting, TWENTY SQUARE FEET of unrelenting ANIMAL SEXUALITY and INHUMAN MALICE is the KEY TO BETTER LIVING. It looks the way it does because I painted his body using the OBVIOUSLY INEFFECTIVE and DISGUSTING technique of TRICKLE DOWN PAINTING. That’s why he looks all PALLID and SLIMEY.
I am willing to give this painting away for LITERAL PEANUTS because I’m sick of WAKING UP EVERY MORNING to the SOUND OF MY OWN SCREAMS. The highest offer by the END OF THE WEEK gets THIS GIANT SEXY PAINTING.
You can literally get this ICONIC IMAGE from this PIVOTAL PERIOD of PROVINCIAL HISTORY for nothing more than a SOCK FULL OF NICKELS.
As much as A SOCK FULL OF NICKELS will be an asset during the coming ENERGY RIOTS, this PORTRAIT OF NUDE JASON KENNEY FLOATING OVER PILES OF SKULLS W/ LEGISLATURE IN BACKGROUND will be EVEN MORE OF AN ASSET. It contains a SECRET MAP like from DAN BROWN’S THE DA VINCI CODE that leads to the ENERGY WAR ROOM which is stuffed with $30 million worth of PRECIOUS GEMS, CANNED FOOD, and JORDAN PETERSON BOOTLEGS. You’ll be a CERTIFIED GRADE A RICH BITCH with this SUBLIMELY AFFECTING work of FINE ART.
ACT NOW or forever marinate in your own RAGE, SHAME, and REGRET like a TURDUCKEN OF SELF LOATHING