MR ALBERTA; PIPELINE INCARNATE; FINAL FORM

MR ALBERTA ASSUMES FINAL FORM BLESSED BEAST ROTUND TESTICLES TEETERING ATOP HOLLOW SPIDER LEGS OMNIPRESENT ROADSIDE DISTRACTION NATURAL ASPECT OF FADING INDUSTRY SLOUCHES ALONG ASPHALT SHOULDER DECREPIT LIMBS WHEEZING RUST RED PLUMES WILDROSE  STRAIGHTJACKETS TURN HIGHWAY DITCHES TO WITHERED BUFFETS WINKING GRIMACE CARVING FIREFLY FLIGHT PATTERNS FOR CHILDREN NOW AGOG ONCE BLEARY AND BORED IN BACKSEAT TRANSIT MR ALBERTA SHUCKS HIS HUMANITY AND LIVES AND DIES BY THE PIPE THE PIPE IS MOTHER’S MILK MR ALBERTA BUOYED BY BILL ONE UNCONSTITUTIONAL LONG ARMS WITH DARNED BARBED WIRE MITTENS MR ALBERTA POLICE STATE MONOLOGUE MR ALBERTA TAKES A KNEE TO HOBBLE YOU MR ALBERTA PROPHET FOR FEW MR ALBERTA GLORIOUS SERVITUDE OPAQUE HANDS AND PSYCHIC DAYCARE MR ALBERTA IRON LUNG OF INVESTMENT EXHAUSTED BUSINESS CAPITALIST ABERRATION GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION ENDLESS REHABILITATION MR ALBERTA’S BLANK STARE THE CONSTELLATION OF DOOMED FUTURES AND SLOUGHED PROFITS WORTHLESS CRUDE RORSCHACH SPLATTERS ROADMAP TO MASOCHISTIC RUIN HARD AND DELIRIOUS MR ALBERTA CURSED BEAST MR ALBERTA VAMPIRE’S CHARM MR ALBERTA WHO VISITS YOU AT NIGHT MR ALBERTA WHO SOAKS IN YOUR POOL WHILE YOU’RE ON VACATION MR ALBERTA BRAZEN DEFECATION IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE MR ALBERTA GIVES YOU PINK EYE MR ALBERTA FRENCH KISSES THE PUBLIC SPIGOT MR ALBERTA RUFFLES CHILDREN’S HAIR AND GIFTS ROILING CLUMPS OF LICE MR ALBERTA SUCK THE BLOOD FROM BRAINS MR ALBERTA TIPS 10% MR ALBERTA PICKS THE OATS FROM HORSE FECES AND UPSELLS THEM AT FARMER’S MARKETS MR ALBERTA IS INCONTESTABLE MR ALBERTA IS CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE NAKED SKELETON BLEACHED MESQUITE SUN AND SMOKE MR ALBERTA LOW LYING MIST PERV ROW STRIPTEASE PUBLIC LAND COAL FOR CHRISTMAS MR ALBERTA DEMANDS TO BE PRESENT AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION MR ALBERTA THE ID’S DARK REFLECTION THE LIFELESS SULFUR BOG WATER’S SIMULATION OF A SHATTERED MIRROR REASSEMBLED BY PILFERED GUM MR ALBERTA PARODY OF A PARODY GODLESS CONSERVATISM MR ALBERTA VIRILE MISMANAGEMENT UNABATED INTRINSIC SICKNESS TRUMPS GLOBAL FADS MR ALBERTA SPITEFUL MR ALBERTA VENGEFUL MR ALBERTA PRIDEFUL MR ALBERTA RAINBOW FLAG THAT DISSIPATES IN BEIGE SANDSTORM YEAR LONG MANMADE DROUGHT MR ALBERTA PERFORMER MR ALBERTA DANCER MR ALBERTA GROANING SIX LEG FANDANGO AT HIS OWN ENDLESS FUNERAL MR ALBERTA SENTIENT NUTSACK BRAINDEAD AND IMPOTENT MR ALBERTA UNDULATES IN FLOODWATERS LIKE WATERLOGGED DINNER ROLLS MR ALBERTA THANKLESS DAMSEL MR ALBERTA SLINGS MEDICAL SUPPLIES FROM DRIVE THRU WINDOWS MR ALBERTA HOME HEALTH REPELLENT RURAL CLINICS EMPTIED LIKE UPENDED POCKETS SHAKEN FOR WORTHLESS CHANGE FRIGHTENED AND CONFUSED MR ALBERTA MR ALBERTA OF MENTAL AUSTERITY MR ALBERTA RARE MEAT MR ALBERTA IMPOSED ENDANGERMENT MR ALBERTA LAST OF ITS KIND MR ALBERTA OBSOLESCENT MR ALBERTA TOXIC RELIC MR ALBERTA LEAD PAINT MR ALBERTA ASBESTOS MR ALBERTA MR ALBERTA MR ALBERTA

 

4ft by 5ft, acrylic and pastel on canvas.

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