MR. ALBERTA GOES BACK TO SCHOOL

MR ALBERTA DEMANDS THE CHILDREN GO BACK TO SCHOOL. MR ALBERTA’S LUSTY NORMALCY, MR ALBERTA ON THE PATIO CLUTCHING FROTHING BULLDOG, RATTLING NEON REMINDERS THAT IT CAN BE SIX MONTHS AGO AGAIN. MR ALBERTA SEES SILOS OF CHILDREN, MEAT PACKING GREY MATTER GENERATION, TOMORROW’S DELERIOUS DESUSCITATION. MR ALBERTA’S TWO METRE STICK CAPITAL SMACKDOWN UNAFFORDABLE DAYCARE EDUCATIONAL ASSISTLESS FEVER DENS. MR ALBERTA GOES BACK TO SCHOOL CROSSED EYES, DOTTED TEES HAND-SANI SPACKLED, TAINTED WATER DROPKICK TWO WEEK TKO THREE Rs, rTHREE GRADE SCHOOL SHENANIGAN PETRI-DISH LUNG BUFFET. MR ALBERTA DEMANDS THINGS BE LIKE THEY REGULARLY WOULD BE IF THINGS WEREN’T DIFFERENT FOR MR ALBERTA WHO PILES CHILD SKULLS TO SHORE RICKETY STILTED ORPHAN MILKING RETRO ECONOMY MONUMENTS. MR ALBERTA ENROLLED AT BOVINE UNIVERSITY. MR ALBERTA’S PUBLIC PRIVATE GAMBIT, SUBSIDIZED SECRET SCHOOL SAFE FOR OVERPRICED BRITCHES HITCHED AND ROCKETING OVER ROILING FLU FOG ALONG CLASS LINES. MR ALBERTA CAN’T SMELL. MR ALBERTA FEEDER DRONE TO CROWNED QUEEN SPELLING BEE WITH THREE Es THE EXTRA E IS FOR ‘EXCELLENT JOB EVERYONE ALL THE KIDS ARE DEAD’. MR ALBERTA’S BALL GAGGED HOBGOBLIN ARMY OF AUSTERITY. MR ALBERTA’S INCORRECTLY PREDICTED SECOND STRESSED SYLLABLE IMPOSSIBLE QUARANTINE UNIMAGINABLE IAMBIC TRAGEDY. MR ALBERTA ON THE RANGE. MR ALBERTA A HAW HAW HAW. MR ALBERTA’S BEARDED NIPPLES YIELD WIZARD’S CURSES. MR ALBERTA’S WIFE STAYS HOME TO TEACH THE CHILDREN. MR ALBERTA GRATES THE FUTURE CUTTING CHUNKS FOR PROFIT. MR ALBERTA WHOSE MELTING PROSPECTS CURL THE NACHO PLATE. MR ALBERTA ON THE PATIO WEEPING AT BLACKENED PLATTER OF OVERCOOKED APPETIZER. MR ALBERTA SPOILED PROSPECTS, MR ALBERTA SODDEN GOVERNANCE. MR ALBERTA WILL MEET YOU AT THE BIKE RACKS. MR ALBERTA WILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR ONE FRUIT ROLL UP. MR ALBERTA, FANCY DADDY BIG MAN, THREE BLONDE BOYS NAMED PERCY. MR ALBERTA IS ONE QUARTER IRISH. MR ALBERTA INTENTIONALLY ILLITERATE. MR ALBERTA BECAUSE IF HE READS A BOOK HIS DICK’LL INVERT. MR. ALBERTA PERKY SWISHES ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM MELTING UNDER SMOKING SUN WITH STICKY FINGERS. MR. ALBERTA SUNSHINE LIST AND WILDROSES OVERFED ALREADY ATE THE NON-MANDATORY MASK. MR ALBERTA CROWDED CLASSROOMS, IMPOSSIBLE GUIDELINES. MR. ALBERTA HAS A TRAMP STAMP OF THE PRICE OIL IN 2007. MR. ALBERTA’S KID WOULD BE PLAYING CLUB BUT THE COACH HAS IT OUT FOR HIM. MR. ALBERTA TWO TRUCKS AND A CABIN. MR. ALBERTA MOVED HERE FROM ONTARIO. MR. ALBERTA WANTS THE KIDS BACK IN SCHOOL. MR. ALBERTA GROWN MAN THE NUMBERS ESCAPE ME. MR ALBERTA THINK OF THE CHILDREN. MR. ALBERTA WON’T PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. MR. ALBERTA THAT ONE TIME A WEAK ASS REF GAVE MY BOY A SLASHING PENALTY EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE TEAM WAS ON HIM THE WHOLE GAME BECAUSE HE’S WAY THE BEST ON THE TEAM AND SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN TIER FIVE AT ALL LIKE TIER THREE AT LEAST AND NOBODY’S SAYING ANYTHING BUT THE SECOND HE STANDS UP FOR HIMSELF YOU’RE ON HIM LIKE THAT? COME ON REF, I’LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE YOU’RE DEAD YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD HOW ‘BOUT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES, WHAT, YOU’RE SLEEPY OR SOMETHING, SLEEPY BECAUSE I BET YOU WERE UP ALL NIGHT READING BOOKS DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OIL WAS WORTH IN 2007 YOU TAKE PERCY OUT OF THE PENALTY BOX OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL CLIMB OVER THIS PLEXIGLASS BARRIER AND GRAB YOU AND SHAKE YOU OR SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH IT’S SUPER SLIPPERY OOF I’LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE, THEN YOU’LL KNOW HOW MUCH OF A BIG MAN I AM I’M REALLY BIG I’LL SHOW YOU MY LOWER BACK AND THEN YOU’LL KNOW ABOUT HOW THINGS USED TO BE DIFFERENT I’M GOING TO PUNCH MY WAY TO A BETTER YESTERDAY SHUT UP PERCY STOP CRYING YOUR BIG DADDY MAN IS NEGOTIATING WITH THE STUPID REFEREE CHRIST, JESUS, CHRIST. MR. ALBERTA MR. ALBERTA MR. ALBERTA

 

3ft x 3ft, acrylic on canvas

July 29, 2020

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