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Mr. Alberta Want Economy Back

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LIBERATE MR. ALBERTA FROM THE MANACLES OF COMPASSION. FORCE FOREIGN WORKERS BACK TO DISEASE RIDDEN SLAUGHTERHOUSES SO THE PERSECUTION OF MR. ALBERTA CAN END. MR. ALBERTA WANTS TO USE YOUR FEMUR AS A ONE WOOD. MR. ALBERTA WANTS TO GO GOLFING. MR. ALBERTA DREAMS OF AN OCEAN OF SKELETONS. MR. ALBERTA EATS PIECES OF SH*T LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST. MR. ALBERTA SEES TEN MILLION DUNE BUGGIES COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. MR. ALBERTA PLAYED JUNIOR A FOR ONE YEAR. MR ALBERTA WANTS T-BONE LUBED UP. MR. ALBERTA WANTS HIS HAIR DID. MR. ALBERTA WANTS TWO POUNDS OF WHEAT FOR A DAY’S WAGES. DO NOT DAMAGE THE OIL AND WINE. TEE TIME ALONG THE SEVEN GREEN BACKS OF A MANICURED BEAST. MR. ALBERTA WANTS HIS NAILS DID. MR. ALBERTA’S POPPY LOPSIDE IS STAINED INCARNATION. FIELDS OF RED. MR. ALBERTA HATES YOU. MR ALBERTA SPLATTERS FAUNA INTO CRIMSON MIST OVER HOOVES WITH AN AR-15. BLESSED INSTINCT, EPIDEMIOLOGIST MR ALBERTA IS HANDSOME AND COURAGEOUS. MR. ALBERTA WILL EAT YOUR BACKYARD. MR. ALBERTA SPACKLES THE CHIPPED TOOTH TRACT WITH UNCLAIMED ORPHANS. MR. ALBERTA IS BABY. MR ALBERTA DEMANDETH MR. ONTARIO WIPEY. MR. ALBERTA BRAZEN AND HELPLESS. MR. ALBERTA BOOTSTRAPS AND BONDAGE GEAR. SELF FLAGELLATING MR. ALBERTA. MR. ALBERTA GHOSTED BY HISTORY. MR. ALBERTA HAUNTED AND HUNGRY. MR ALBERTA CRUELTY. NOSE NUMBING PLAGUE MASK STUFFED WITH GRISTLE. GET BACK TO WORK FOR MR. ALBERTA. MR. ALBERTA GLORIOUS SERVITUDE AND SUBSIDIZED PROFIT. MR ALBERTA UNCAPITALIST IN VISIBLE HANDOUTS TO WRETCHED INDUSTRY. MR ALBERTA’S TRICKLES TRITE AND UNHELPFUL. MR. ALBERTA VAINGLORIOUS HOGWASH ABBATOIR, UNSPEAKABLE DEATH, FACEMASK BALLGAG. MR. ALBERTA LIVES ON AN ACREAGE. MR. ALBERTA’S CAULIFLOWER BRAIN UNDRAINED BLOOD CLOT RUBBER MORALITY. MR. ALBERTA WHO LIVES BETWEEN YOUR FLOORBOARDS. MR. ALBERTA WHO LIVES IN THE RADIO. MR. ALBERTA WHO LIVES IN US, RATTLING OCHRE BOWELS UNHAPPILY. MR. ALBERTA RED MEAT CONSTIPATION. MR. ALBERTA ON SHIMMERING TURF. MR. ALBERTA MAILED MONEY FROM KINGSTON. MR. ALBERTA NEVER LEFT THE HABIT, NONE SHALL PASS. MR. ALBERTA’S TURNSTILE STADIUM PAY TO PLAY PANDEMIC GRADIENT RAINBOW BEAUTIFUL FROM BOX OFFICE VIEW. MR. ALBERTA’S PAINTED TOES UNBOOTED IN ARTIFICIAL BRUISE BLUE. MR. ALBERTA’S WITHERED PROJECTIONS LEAKING THROUGH NEAR-SHEAR ONION SKIN SHOW DANCING SKELETONS. MR. ALBERTA OF GENERATIONS OF MR. ALBERTAS RAMMING METAL POTTED HEADS. MR. ALBERTA IN RUTTING SEASON VYING TO GET F*CKED THE HARDEST. MR. ALBERTA OPEN FOR BUSINESS, KATAMARI BALL SACRIFICE TO POST NOVA RED DWARF, SMALL, BLIGHTED, AND ANGRY. MR. ALBERTA LOPES TOWARD CARGILL AIRBORNE ILLNESS VACCUUM SUCKED FROM MALEVOLENT T-BONE BAGS. MR. ALBERTA SKETCHING COFFIN INSEAMS WHILE CURVY AND ROBUST DOLLAR SIGNS DANCE IN HIS HEAD. MR. ALBERTA THREE BOOBIED ASPECT OF CURDLED MILK. MR. ALBERTA OF ROTTEN OPTIONS AND GUTTERAL ILLNESS. MR. ALBERTA WITH PANTS TIED SHUT AND STUFFED TO LUMPY WAIST WITH PILFERED BILLS. MR. ALBERTA OF ENDLESS BLAME. MR. ALBERTA’S ICE CREAM CONE MELTED IN THE HOT SON. MR. ALBERTA’S CHERRY FACED RAGE AND CLENCHED FIST MACHE WAFFLE CONE. MR. ALBERTA’S BREAKFAST IN AMERICA. MR. ALBERTA’S LEATHERY TAINT UNOILED UNIGNORABLY CHAFING. MR. ALBERTA WANT ECONOMY BACK. MR. ALBERTA WHERE SCHOOL AND HOSPITAL ARE IMMORAL. MR. ALBERTA UNDOTED ON BLOSSOMS INTO VIVID PETULANCE. MR. ALBERTA, THE GREAT HERALD OF HUMAN SACRIFICE IN THE NAME OF IDLE CONVENIENCE. MR. ALBERTA LUSTY CHEERLEADER TO THE SCIENCE OF GREED. MR. ALBERTA USELESS AND TETANUS RIDDLED GATE TO THE HAUNTED MANSION. MR. ALBERTA. MR. ALBERTA. MR. ALBERTA.

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4ftx5ft, acrylic and oil pastel on canvas. Haunted AF. Prints available.