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THE GIFT SHOP IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. ALL ORIGINALS ARE $100 OFF UNTIL OCTOBER 3. OH WOW! MUCH DEAL




ADRIANA LAGRANGE AND CHRIS CHAMPION SCREAMING AT CHILDREN
To much fanfare* he UCP introduced the new K-6 curriculum. It was crafted by the deft hands of known piece of shit Chris Champion under the watchful eyes of Adriana Lagrange, the Minister of Education. While the bulk of it is literally just the curriculum of educational powerhouse Virginia, amended with a patchwork of plagiarized Wikipedia quotes, the ABLegGiftShop is honoured to be included.
Horrified puking
April 1, 2021
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