jasonkenneyeatingawaspsnestlikeabeefstea

Jason Kenney Eating a Wasps’ Nest like a Beefsteak

BY ORDER OF THE CMOH UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU PERMITTED TO EAT A WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK. EATING A WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK PRESENTS A PROFOUND PUBLIC HEALTH RISK. HOSPITALS ARE DEALING WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED LOAD OF EATING-A-WASPS’-NEST-LIKE-A-BEEFSTEAK-RELATED CASES. DO NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE CRUNCHY PAPIER TEXTURE NOR THE FLITTING ECSTACY OF WING-ON-TONGUE. HAVE SOME COMPASSION AND DON’T EAT A WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK. MY SKY PALACE PROTECTS ME AND THE BOIZ SQUAD FROM THE DANGERS OF EATING A WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK. I PAID THAT WIZARD GOOD MONEY. IF EVERYONE ABLE ABSTAINS FROM EATING A WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK WHILE WE GET EATING WASPS’ NESTS LIKE BEEFSTEAKS UNDER CONTROL, EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO EAT WASPS’ NESTS LIKE BEEFSTEAKS WITH IMPUNITY AT THE CALGARY HORSE FESTIVAL. DON’T FUCK THIS UP YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT. YOU WORMS. YOU NASTY OL’ SLABS. YA BUTTS. YA UNCULTURED LOAVES. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AREN’T? ME? GOT THAT RIGHT. HANDS OFF MY WASPS’ NEST LIKE A BEEFSTEAK. CHRIST, FUCK, I HAVE SO MUCH RIDING ON THIS, GEEZ. OW! OWWWW!

3'x4'
Acrylic on canvas
6/4/21