Best! Summer! Ever!
Acrylic and oil pastel on canvas
If you say “best summer ever” three times over in a rodeo port-a-potty this Best-Summer-Ever-hat-wearing skeleton will crawl out of the poopy plastic aquifer and cough up $100 just for you. The skeleton only shows up if you’re one of the God chosen 30% unvaccinated that ghostwrote Alberta’s pandemic response. Otherwise regular old boring Kenney will show up, call you a nerd, and give you a swift punt in the genitals, nerd.