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Justin Trudeau Talking into his Penis like a Microphone
DOCTOR DEENA HINSHAW 2021
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BEST SUMMER EVER
A CHORUS OF GHOSTS SING MART KENNEY'S "WHEN I GET BACK TO CALGARY"
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Tyler Shandro and Travis Toews Disassembling and Selling a Severely Normal Albertan Bone by Bone, Organ by Organ, the Severely Normal Albertan is a Metaphor* for the Public Healthcare System
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MINISTER OF CULTURE AND STATUS OF WOMEN RON ORR
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NUDE PORTRAIT OF JASON KENNEY
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Minister of Environment Jason Nixon Shitting into a Pristine Mountain Lake with Such Force it Launches him into the Sun (2021)
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IT'S RODEO TIME
Adriana Lagrange's Horde of Rotten Apple
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Adriana Lagrange's Horde of Rotten Apples
 
Jason Kenney Eating a Wasps’ Nest like a Beefsteak
Infinite Rodeo, Stampede Forever, Horso-Boros
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Portrait of Todd Loewen, Pat Rehn, and D
Portrait of Todd Loewen, Pat Rehn, and Drew Barnes
Jason Kenney Scuttles Back to Arms of Ju
Jason Kenney Scuttles Back to Ottawa in the Bronzed Rippling Arms of Justin Trudeau
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Mr. Alberta Covid Hero
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Doug Ford Chugging Buck-a-Beer and Squeezing an Acrid Black Juice from his Noxious Teet
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AN UNTITLED WORK OF MID-PANDEMIC PRAIRIE DELIRIUM
SIMPLER TIMES
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Adriana Lagrange & Chris Champion Scream
ADRIANA LAGRANGE AND CHRIS CHAMPION SCREAMING AT TWO CHILDREN
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ERIN O'TOOLE AND THE LAST TREE IN CANADA
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ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE MR. ALBERTA
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UNICORN FAMILY
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University of Alberta Graduating Class of 2025
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TRAVIS TOEWS AND JASON KENNEY PRESENT THE NEW BUDGET
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VALENTINE'S 2021
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DREW BARNES, BABY!
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WEEPING BIGHORN SHEEP
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STEVE ALLAN DOING BONG RIPS AT A CARNIVAL
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Jason Kenney's Very Good Day
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Jason Kenney Feeding Alberta’s Money into a Grabby Little Dumpster Fire
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HARDCORE PRAIRIE EROTICA, PAT REHN THE LAST TEXAS COWBOY. LESSER SLAVE LAKE MLA, FRICTIONLESS BIGFOOT, QUARTER SECTION CRYPTID
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KENNEY CLAUS GIVES AUSSIES COAL FOR CHRISTMAS
 
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ENTITLED FUCKOS
 
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ST JULIANA OF NICOMEDIA PATRON SAINT OF SICKNESS
 
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World Juniors Championship 2021! Edmonton Hub City 2: 2 Hub 2 Furious: Back in the Habit, the Wrath Khan
 
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The United Conservative Party getting married to a coffin full of nickels by a slot machine in the neon pandemic fever dream of a casino.
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COVID!
ACTION!
PLAN!
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LAST DOCUMENTED SIGHTING OF JASON KENNEY
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Jason Kenney wielding the flaccid rifle of strong suggestions as a crow pecks his horse's eyeballs
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I DREW JASON NIXON LIKE ONE OF MY FRENCH GIRLS
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TYLER SHANDRO SCREAMING IN FEAR? ANGER? GREED? GUILT?
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SCULPTURE OF DONALD TRUMP
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Painting of Jason Kenney DEFINITELY NOT FUNDED BY THE WAR ROOM
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Jason Nixon’s Blank Gaze Looming Over the Rockies Like an Evil Sun
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RACHEL NOTLEY: LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION
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JASON KENNEY GOES EAST AT THE SPEED OF BUSINESS
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GETTING DRUNK ON A PATIO AT NIGHTTIME IN 2020
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MR ALBERTA WEEPS FOR THE UCP
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HAUNTED LIFE SIZE STATUE OF JASON KENNEY
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EROTIC PAINTING OF JASON KENNEY AND ERIN O'TOOLE
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GET TO KNOW A PIECE OF SHIT: CHRIS CHAMPION
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TYLER SHANDRO HIDES UNDER HIS DESK AND SUCKS THE MARROW FROM A BUFFALO SKULL
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Adriana LaGrange Presents the New Curriculum
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GARY BETTMAN, MAYOR OF HUB CITY
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MR. ALBERTA GOES BACK TO SCHOOL
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MEMORIES OF 'BERTA
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JASON COPPING: SCABBY BATMAN
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THE UNITED CONSERVATIVE PARTY
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MINSTER OF DEATH TYLER SHANDRO
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KENNEY DEMONSTRATES TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS
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JASON KENNEY RIDING A DEAD HORSE LIKE A SURFBOARD ON THE SECOND WAVE INTO A BEACH MADE OF SKELETONS
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MR ALBERTA; PIPELINE INCARNATE; FINAL FORM
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MEANWHILE IN CANADA ALBERTA'S ENERGY MINISTER SONYA SAVAGE FANTASIZES ABOUT SPEWING COVID-19 ON PROTESTERS 
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JASON KENNEY'S HAPPY PLACE
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THE INCONSOLABLE TORMENT OF BEING ANDREW SCHEER
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PREMIERE OF ALBERTA DR. DEENA HINSHAW
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SOLD
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MOCK OF TYLER SHANDRO'S BACK TATTOO
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NUDE JASON KENNEY HOPELESSLY TRIES TO BUILD A SANDCASTLE OUT OF OILSANDS TAILINGS DELIVERED BY SHOPIFY WHILE A ROTTING BUFFALO CARCASS OVERHEAD LIKE A SETTING SUN IS PICKED APART BY 14 OBESE CROWS NAMED MARK, KEVIN, BOB, DANIAL WITH AN ‘A’, ALEX KARL, KEVIN AGAIN, DUANE, JOHN, MIKE, KIRK, SCOTT, BRAD AND JASON. THE CROWS WILL NEVER FLY AGAIN
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ALBERTA EDUCATION MINISTER ADRIANA LAGRANGE
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MR ALBERTA WANT ECONOMY BACK
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Jason Kenney, Lubed up Cherub of Austeri
JASON KENNEY, LUBED UP CHERUB OF AUSTERIY
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MINISTER OF HEALTH TYLER SHANDRO
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MINISTER OF HEALTH TYLER SHANDRO EATS A HUMAN HEART ON YOUR DRIVEWAY
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JASON KENNEY FLOATING IN A TAILINGS POND LIKE IT'S A LAZY RIVER WITH A MANGLED DUCK CARCASS ON HIS CALCIFIED BELLY
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BIG DICKED JASON KENNEY SOAKED IN OIL
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JUSTIN TRUDEAU 69ING HIMSELF: A PORTRAIT OF RECONCILIATION
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NUDE DOUG FORD RIDING EDUCATION MINISTER STEPHEN LECCE
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SEMI NUDE JASON KENNEY CLUTCHING BARREL OF OIL
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WHO WILL BUY JASON KENNEY'S CURDLED PISS MILKSHAKE?
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NUDE JASON KENNEY FLOATING OVER PILE OF SKULLS W/ LEGISLATURE IN BACKGROUND
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JASON KENNEY SUPREME FIGUREHEAD OF THE CONSOLIDATED WESTERN PETROGARCHY OF CORPORATE WELFARET
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PORTRAIT OF JASON KENNEY, HAUNTED AF -PO
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PORTRAIT OF JASON KENNEY, HAUNTED AF -POSSIBLE HORCRUX
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